#!/usr/bin/perl use Zia::Web; sub homepage { if (isAlive($zia)) { showPage($first); return $alive;} else { doGrief($cry); return $dead;} } &homepage();

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Real perl programmers don't hide their code because
real perl programmers won't steal their code.

and you can quote me on that. ;)

-- By Scott after cracking Emumail. {quoted :)}

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